My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.- Anonymous
Think of a number between 1 and 10. Multiply it by 9 and subtract 1. Now close your eyes. It’s dark isn’t it? - Anonymous
Gentleman, the next time you start to criticize your wife’s faults, remember, they may have prevented her from getting a better husband.
A good marriage is based on compromise. When she’s wrong, he admits it and she forgives him.
A wife asks hubby if I dies first will you remarry and will you let her use my golf clubs? Hubby says, "Heck no honey, she's left-handed".